Getting to the "Bottom" of the Matter

It was interesting to see that the same annoying females who got under my skin last week -- Bishop Katharine Jeffords Schori and Scarlett Johansson -- merited mention in this week's column by the irreplaceable Mark Steyn.

Great minds think alike? Oh, how I wish! It does bear mention, though, that unlike Steyn, I never noticed Johansson's "fetchingly pert bottom."